First Blog
Have you ever been out in public and heard that all too familiar rumble? You know the one. The one that says, (intended to sound like Wicked Witch of the West) "You'll think twice before you eat THAT again!! HAHAHAHA!!" If you suffer from a stomach bug, IBS, or you're a man, chances are you've been in this situation. The trip to the nearest toilet doesn't have to be so scary anymore, thanks to...
THE #1 PLACES TO #2!!
That's right folks, this blog is dedicated to providing you with the most up-to-date info on where Jacksonville's cleanest commodes are. There will be a blog posted as frequently as possible, with detailed descriptions and/or pictures of clean toilets. Don't worry though. There won't be any obscenely gross pictures from horrible bathrooms. I'm not five, so you won't need to be concerned about those. If you have a specific place in mind that needs evaluation, please let me know and I will do my best to have need of a toilet in that place. Read away, and remember, I test bathrooms so that you don't have to!!
I hope you have scientific measuring devices for the fecal density of the commodes you cover. The human eyes are a fickle pair, and I don't trust them to prove fecalosity. You need cotton swabs for the dookie blobs. Thank you for your brave work. Also, thank you for keeping your toilet guide at a high level of professionalism. The toilet blogs run by 5 year olds are all about poopie, but yours will truly be a mature, adult look at the thrones of our fine city.
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